From the roiling abyss he rose, vast and ineffable, bearing not only the terror of eons but a singular, blasphemous gift for humankind. The Great Old One, with tendrils writhing and eyes ablaze with cosmic derision, bestowed upon the trembling shore his most accursed covenant—pineapple upon the sacred wheel of bread and cheese. In that moment of dread and awe, chaos and sweetness intertwined, and the people knew that the boundaries of sanity had been sundered.
Product features - Unique Cthulhu design on a white tee - Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings - Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a sustainable and ethical way - Perfect for layering and breathable for active or leisure wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
