From the roiling abyss he rose, vast and ineffable, bearing not only the terror of eons but a singular, blasphemous gift for humankind. The Great Old One, with tendrils writhing and eyes ablaze with cosmic derision, bestowed upon the trembling shore his most accursed covenant—pineapple upon the sacred wheel of bread and cheese. In that moment of dread and awe, chaos and sweetness intertwined, and the people knew that the boundaries of sanity had been sundered. Product features
- 100% Polyester fabric for durability and quick drying - 4 buttonholes for attaching and detaching straps - Overlocked seams for strength and longevity - One-sided print with black detachable twill straps - Pre-constructed item with a size variance of +/- 1"
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
