How much do you love Coffee? Do you head straight to the coffee pot before you even use the restroom? Can you no longer count how many cups of coffee you drink a day on your fingers? ...and your toes? Did your doctor tell you that caffeine is why you can’t sleep at night? Did you tell your doctor to go to hell? Are your red blood cells more brown than red? Are you barred from giving blood anymore? Does the phlebotomist keep using the phrase “unsafe levels”?
