Throw the Avocado

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Throw the Avocado follows frustration with an overripe avocado that turns into a messy round of tossing and flinging it.

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Lyrics

Heyeyeye, heyeye
Heyeyeye, heyeye

Slice it up
Can't wait, can't wait
Too soft
Too late, too late
In my hands
It's green and bold
Why's it always much too old!

No guac tonight
No guac tonight
This ain't right
No
This ain't right!

Throw the avocado
Hey, hey, hey
Toss it like a hot potato
Way, way, way
Spin it, fling it, watch it fly
Avocado in the sky!

Peel it back
It's wrong
So wrong
I've been patient far too long
Pit so big
The fruit's so small
What's the point of this at all

No toast for me
No toast for me
Guess I'll set this guac-treat free!

Throw the avocado
Hey, hey, hey
Toss it like a hot potato
Way, way, way
Spin it, fling it, watch it fly
Avocado in the sky
Heyeye
Avocado in the sky
In the sky
In the sky

Day drop, don't stop the show
Catch that green thing, here we go
Slippery hands, it's flying high
Everybody duck, oh my
A-A-A-vo-cado

Tried to mash, it slipped away
Hit the floor, that's gourmet!
Neon lights and pulpy rain
We'll clean it up tomorrow, okay

Throw the avocado
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Toss it like a hot potato
Way, way, way, way
Spin it, fling it, watch it fly
Avocado in the sky
In the sky
Heyeye, heyeye

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