The Cheesiest Christmas
Pop n Foodie
The Cheesiest Christmas describes a woman carving her Christmas tree, decorations, furniture and holiday figures out of cheese.
Lyrics
She carved a Christmas tree from cheddar so bright
Hung little cubes that sparkle at night
The angel's brie, the stockings blue
All made of cheese and Elmer's glue
A mozzarella manger, a Swiss sleigh ride
A Colby comet streaks the sky
Her hands are slick, her smile's divine
She whispers, "This curd world is mine!"
It's a cheesy Christmas, what a sight to see
A dairy dream of insanity
From the tree to the gifts to the turkey too
It's a cheese-carved Christmas through and through
The ornaments drip, the candles squeak
There's string-cheese garland down the peak
A couch of curds, a fondue sleigh
Her cats just stare like, "Run away."
She built a snowman out of brie
He melts and grins disturbingly
She hums "Jingle Smells" in dairy bliss
And licks her hands for happiness
It's a cheesy Christmas, what a sight to see
A dairy dream of insanity
From the tree to the gifts to the turkey too
It's a cheese-carved Christmas through and through
She's got a cheddar wreath and a Havarti floor
A provolone Santa by the door
Neighbors whisper, "She's lost her mind,"
But she's got cheese for all mankind
It's a cheesy Christmas, what a sight to see
A dairy dream of insanity
From the tree to the gifts to the turkey too
It's a cheese-carved Christmas through and through
It's a cheesy Christmas, what a sight to see
A dairy dream of insanity
From the tree to the gifts to the turkey too
It's a cheese-carved Christmas through and through
So deck your halls with curds divine
This milky miracle's doing fine
The cats meow, the candles steam
It's a cheesy Christmas in her dream
