Office Christmas Party
Pop n Foodie
Office Christmas Party follows a disappointed employee at a holiday party with pizza, missing promised sides and no wine.
Lyrics
I walked in late through flickering lights
Tinsel drooping, plastic sights
Stacked-up boxes, grease and steam
Merry Christmas, corporate dream
They promised sides, they swore they'd bake
But every promise was a fake
No wine, no joy, no point in this
Just tepid cheese and emptiness
Only pizza for Christmas,
Only pizza tonight
No wine to drown my sorrow
Just crust beneath the lights
Only pizza for Christmas
This holiday's a crime
I'd toast to better choices
If someone brought the wine
Kevin laughs with deadpan pride
Lisa's chewing, dead inside
Someone hums a carol slow
The box pile blocks the mistletoe
Cold slice, unpaid overtime
Sad eyes and paper grime
If Jesus saw this sad buffet
He'd probably turn and walk away
Only pizza for Christmas
Only pizza tonight
No wine to drown my sorrow
Just crust beneath the lights
Only pizza for Christmas
This holiday's a crime
I'd toast to better choices
If someone brought the wine
No music, no reason, no cheer
Just the hum of the cold beer near
I stare at the floor, question my life
Trapped in this hell, under fluorescent lights
Only pizza for Christmas
Only pizza tonight
No wine to drown my sorrow
Just crust beneath the lights
Only pizza for Christmas
This holiday's a crime
I'd toast to better choices
If someone brought the wine
The lights buzz on, the party's dead
Grease stains where joy should've bled
I toss my plate, no long goodbyes
Next year they'll eat without mine
Only pizza for Christmas
Only pizza tonight
No wine to drown my sorrow
Just crust beneath the lights
Only pizza for Christmas
This holiday's a crime
I'd toast to better choices
If someone brought the wine
No music for Christmas
No only pizza tonight
No wine to drown my sorrow
Just crust beneat the light
Only pizza for Christmas
This holiday's a crime
I'd toast to better choices
If someone brought the wine
